Thursday, October 30, 2014

Mrs. Finger's Murder


The Continuing Case of Mrs. Finger

      This is the cold case of dearest Pinky Finger. Pictured above is how she was found, unconscious in her bathroom, on December 18th 1994. Found next to her was an open pill bottle containing what should have been her vital medication.
      Based off the image above anyone's initial thought would be that Pinky had overdosed on her medication and that was the first thought of the police as well. However, when an autopsy was preformed on Mrs. Finger, there was no build up of her medication in her system. Instead a lethal chemical was found in blood stream; the chemical cyanide, used to prevent blood cells from absorbing oxygen, was in Pinky's blood, but how?
      After much investigation it was found that the cyanide was in Pinky's medication. Somebody had replaced her pills with fakes in order to poison her, but who? The initial suspects were Thumbella, her nemesis, Mr. Finger, her psychotic husband, and Penelope, her psychotic husband's psychotic mom. However, after thorough interrogation of each suspect they were all found innocent. Police investigated for years afterward and still found nothing. Mrs. Pinky Finger's case went cold and the murderer was never found. Who would do such an awful thing? We may never know...


RIP Pinky Finger


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